Nothing Will Be True.

The election season has kicked off yet again. It is Party Time.

It will be disgusting. We democrats will play all high-road and handsome. As we ought. But we should not. We have sold our souls. We are all socialists now. But we cannot let this news out. If anyone brings it up, just mention “McCarthy” and red-baiting.

It will be painful to see. Here is a brief guide about what to expect. First: any narrative/story/example of everyday citizen will be false. Patently false. Constructed. A woman who is paraded around for having lost her healthcare and being denied cancer care will be revealed, if the truth does come out, as being denied some experimental cancer screening, and she will be discovered to be self-employed, making a lot of money, and simply choosing to not bother to buy health insurance.

She will serve as canvas for us to contruct our pitty-potty platform. We aren’t for us, but for some imaginary collection of sad-sacks who, purportedly, are waiting for us to rescue them from the Big Blue Meanies (the unholy trinity of Christians, nukelar families, and people working at commerce).

Thankfully, the last two prez election rounds have taught the conservatives / republicans, so they will be on the case to reveal our fables.

This is really sickening. With so many real-world situations to address, why do we make them up? All of Obama’s from 2008 were made up.

So were all of Hilary’s.

Next, I will fill you in that every spontaneous question from some whistle stop will be fully constructed. The “small town single mom” will turn out to be some campaign staffer, and clever observers will find her in some group photo with Obama from a couple months previous. They will all be staged.

The entire crowd will be bussed in. This is what we did last time. Bussed from college campuses across state lines when necessary.

I am giving you the heads-up. This is one sign that this party is not what you think it is. Figure it out for yourself. Watch these fake campagin efforts.

Oh – and watch Craigslist for employment opportuntities. We will be hiring our “volunteers.” you might just be able to work a deal and get paid straight-up to vote for Obama.